But actually, I am! Monday I went to my first
“Fachkonferenz,” staff conference for English teachers. The meeting started off with the head
of the English department introducing me to everyone – it turns out that I actually know less
than half of the English teachers at my school – and presenting me with some
typical German Christmas gifts, a bottle of Glühwein (mulled wine) and a
chocolate Advent Calendar – more on German Christmas in another post, I
promise! It was super nice but I’m
sure I was bright red the whole time.
Though the meeting lasted two hours and I didn’t quite
understand everything, it was still 100% interesting. Some of the topics we (well, they) discussed: purchasing new
workbook materials for the department (German schools have funding problems
too, it turns out), the pros and cons of the 10th grade English
book, the difficulties of mixing bilingual-studies kids and non-bilingual kids
in class, possible ways to structure oral exams…and more! The more time I spend here, the more
I’m learning that German schools seem to have many of the same problems and
challenges that American schools do – along with what I perceive to be some
additional ones, due to how classes and exams are structure. Turns out education is a thorny,
complex, and political issue in this country too.
As for my recent experiences in the classroom, here’s what
I’ve been up to:
6th grade: I’ve been asked to lead more and more
classes on my own! It’s wonderful
because (1) the kids are extremely well behaved, aside from the occasional
throwning-paper-balls-around-the-classroom from the boys (2) they realllllllly
try to always speak English with me, yet my German seems sufficient enough to
fill in the blanks when they get really confused/need a word (3) it’s boosting
my confidence that I can actually do something here! and (4) I’m slowly
starting to pick up a lot of little teaching tricks, both from the teacher and
just figuring stuff out on my own.
For example, I’ve been taught that just writing assignments on the board,
even when it something simple like “do number 2 with your partner for five
minutes” is a great way to keep the kids on track and moving – otherwise they
tend to dissolve into distracted chatting…short attention spans, I think!
8th grade: I’ve two classes. In the one they do a lot of
conversation practice in pairs and then present what they’ve come up with to
the whole class – they’re energetic and enthusiastic and overall a lot of fun. In
my other class, I’ve been given a group of 8 students, and since they’re
working on the topic “NYC” I did a lesson on Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New
York” and Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind.”
It was pretty cool in the sense that we got to spend a lot of time
talking about the language and phrases they didn’t know, as well as learning
more about New York than they had from their book. Next week I’m thinking about showing a clip from a TV show
or movie that portrays New York…suggestions?
9th grade: Here, we’ve settled into a routine of
me getting groups of 4 kids for 15-20 minutes each to work on speaking exercises
from the book. This is the group I
went on the class trip with, which has the advantage of them being super
comfortable with me, but the disadvantage of them using a lot of German with
me, since we spent that whole week together “auf Deutsch.” I think I’ve really
got to be stricter with them and get their minds going in English when we’re in
class together. I’m realizing that
with these older groups, who don’t have that youthful/adorable desire to
practice English, it definitely would be better if I’d been able to keep up the
“I speak no German” charade.
10th grade: The last lessons I’ve spent with them
involved me sitting in class and learning the difference between “simple past”
and “present perfect” right along with my kids…it’s absolutely mind-blowing
sometimes how unaware native speakers are of their language use. The right tenses just fall out of my
mouth, and the students have all of these complicated rules and conditions to
learn…I do not envy them. I am,
however quite happy to realize I shouldn’t put too much effort into thinking
about which German tense tense…after the most recent lesson, the teacher
advised to say nearly everything in the present in German.
11th grade: Both courses I’m in are analyzing
American political speeches at the moment, and I’m of freakishly little use:
these kids know a ton. For
example, we read a Schwarzenegger speech in one of the classes, and the
question “Who is his wife?” elicited not only the right answer, but also a
whole slew of information about the Kennedy family. I actually had nothing to add after they’d finished sharing
all the info they knew. Embarassing? A little bit.
13th: Between all the tests they’ve been writing,
I’ve actually seen quite little of the 13th graders lately, but the
few classes I’ve been in have been good.
In one, I had a group of them teach me how to play a card game in
English – they thought this was an extremely stupid idea until 5 seconds into
their explanation, when they realized they had no idea how to say things like
“deal” and “spades” and “diamonds.”
It’s always funny to watch the older kids have their too-cool-for-school
attitudes challenged a bit.
Apologies for the extremely long post, I didn’t realize I’d
have so much to say!